Thursday, February 17, 2011

Note to Self

There are a few quirks that I’ve learned about since arriving in January. These could be annoying if I was here for the long term, but they aren’t a big deal because I’m only here for a short while. So for now, they are just interesting cultural differences. So here is a helpful "Note to Self" (© Rudi Gesch, 1995) list for you guys in case you ever visit:

1. "Spanish Time.” (buckle up, here comes a rant…) It seems to me that this phenomenon is EVERYWHERE, with the possible two exceptions of America and Germany. Since when does everyone get to have their own “time”? AKA, an excuse for being LATE to everything. Spanish time. Jamaican time. Costa Rican time. Heck, I know whole FAMILIES back home who run on their own “time.” And if you just cite “__________ time” as the cause of the lateness, you’re off the hook. What?! As a Gesch, I am fully aware of my predisposition to chronic punctuality, but come ON. If you SAY you are going to meet someone at 11:00, 11:30 is ridiculous! Is it that toxic to leave the house 7 minutes earlier than you usually leave? Is the whole world satisfied to make others wait on them? But just a heads up….whether you like it or not…people here run on “Spanish time. “ It is what it is. For all you Gesches out there and other like-minded world citizens who see the importance of keeping a meeting time, I salute you.

2. Marble/tile floors are everywhere. No carpeting. Looks pretty…until you have to walk out of bed in the morning across ice-cold floors. Bring slippers.

3. Weak sauce internet connection. If you have attempted a skype session or google voice phone call with me up to this point, you know what I’m talking about. For what it’s worth to those of you who have, I love talking to you, choppy connection or not. But private wi-fi networks (like those in houses, etc.) are not good enough to keep a skype session going. So in the future, I am going to be doing that stuff in places with more solid wi-fi access, like my school or at a café.

4. If you are startled awake at 2 in the morning to the sounds of what appears to be a foreign invasion, don’t panic. No, it is not a fleet of tanks, but the massive garbage trucks and crews who have chosen this convenient hour to take care o’ bidness. Hey, as long as the garbage gets taken care of, I’m happy.

5. This is a BIG Note to Self: Double check your suitcases before you leave to make sure that your favorite shoes are with you. The first day here I discovered a sad truth: my beloved Sambas have been left at home. But I am learning to cope without them, and have decided that my reunion with the best shoes ever will be all the sweeter because of our time apart. Just trying to stay positive in the face of adversity.


So these are a few interesting facets of my life here, and I am sure I will continue to learn about more along the way. Oddly, I actually LIKE these differences - being out of the comfort zone can be refreshing. Having said that, these things have made me love the U.S. of A. even more (if that was possible).

9 comments:

  1. I love reading your posts, Anna! And AMEN, HALLELUJAH to punctuality! I know EXACTLY what you mean, and yes, it drives me to near insanity, as well, when people are late - near.insanity. I'll pray for patience for you, as I know I so often have to pray for that myself, and I am so happy you are enjoying your experience thus far! I miss you, girl!

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  2. Agreed. On all accounts.
    Also, be sure to check under hostel bunks for other favorite shoes [Granada still has my favorite sandals].

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  3. Boom goes the punctuality! Let's remember Lombardi Time: Lombardi Time was always 15 minutes earlier than the regularly scheduled time.

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  4. Absolutely. And to prove it, let's do a little reductio.

    Suppose you now want to invite over an American who has been living in Spain for some years for coffee at 4 PM. You know that "Spanish time" means 30 minutes late, but are not sure whether this person's time sense has adjusted to the country or not. Likewise, your friend doesn't know whether you are trying to get into the laid back style of things or not.

    You decide to stick with your American sense of time and do the invite for 4 PM. Your friend incorrectly thinks you were thinking that they were adjusted to "Spanish time" and thus really meant 4:30 PM. However, your friend also knows that most Americans don't show up to social events right on time, but 5-10 minutes late. So your friend built this in as well and will now show up at 4:35-4:40. That is, unless something detains them along the way and the end up being even later.

    Given this possibility should you invite your friend at A) 4 PM?; B) 3:30 PM?; C) 3:20 PM?; D) or some other time?

    How about instead of "________ time" we go with "actual time"?

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  5. Hilarious post.

    I'm still on "Alex time" which means getting there literally 30 minutes prior to anything, and then standing around awkwardly (also, Alex, we get it, your mind operates like the Mac on which I'm typing).

    P.S. Did Rudi really start using the "note to self" in 1995? I'm guessing he would have been about 15 at that point. He may have been influenced by Norm MacDonald's use of the phrase in the 1998 film, "Dirty Work." Clarification?

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  6. hmm eric good question! i seem to recall rudi having a "note to self" phase while he was in middle school. rudi, can you shed some light on the situation?

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  7. Ok... this took me FOREVER to find...

    "Note to Self," as Eric suspects was indeed an homage to Norm MacDonald... but it preceded Dirty Work. Norm was my all-time favorite Weekend update anchor on Saturday Night Live. Total Dead-pan humor and WAY ahead of his time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXLePmrZ1cY

    There's an example of an update with "note to self" AND by coincidence... a shout out to Sheboygan, Wisconsin!

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  8. Yes Rudi! Norm always pushed stuff further than most would consider appropriate, which made him so funny. And I looked up the first allegations against Michael Jackson and they were in 93/94. So looks like I am right in the ballpark with that estimation.

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  9. Actually, to add even more information to the mix, Anna was correct with the 1995 date.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheboygan,_Wisconsin

    According to wikipedia , Sheboygan was named the best place to raise a family in 1995, which was referenced in the Weekend update. Therefore, I think there is a solid case that 1995 was the exact year Rudi first heard and then adopted this note to self technique.

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