Hi everyone! I am writing this on a Sunday night after a holiday break, which means the oh-crap-I-procrastinated-too-much syndrome has set in. In a happy distraction to myself, I'm sharing a few gems that my kids have said for the month of November. I'll start with a Thing a Student Drew. He gave it to me, saying it was me, and that I was wearing a super hero costume with "ST" for Super Teacher. Apparently Super Teacher likes to frolic in garden fields. I like it.
A student ran up to me while I was on recess duty and said...
Mrs. Whartnaby. She told me to S-H-U-T-SPACE-U-P.
Boy 1: So when we get to 8th grade, we get mustaches. That's how it goes.
Boy 2: Awesome! I'm going to make mine into a goatee!
While we were watching The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe and Aslan comes back from the dead...
Student 1: I wonder what the longest word is.
Student 2: The most important word is God. And then Jesus after that because Jesus is God too so the first word covers him.
Praying out loud before lunch.
Dear Jesus thank you for Mrs. Whartnaby who works so hard to make us learn and doesn't get mad when we are all hyper so please help us to sit still.
(talking) I need some help from the genius in the room. (yelling across the room) Mrs. W please come here so I can get your genius input!