This is a real message I took while answering the phone at my parents' house in rural Wisconsin last Saturday.
"Oh, hey Anna! Didn't know you were home visiting. Let your parents know that one of the girls who was on the second grade class Sunday School outing forgot her gun in your dad's car. If you could just have him bring the gun to church tomorrow so we can return it that'd be great. Thanks."
Again: I'm not joking.
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