On November 1.
Is tomorrow Thanksgiving?
Right after a lecture on how she needs to show her friends how special they are by using kind words and imparting valuable life lessons about being nice. I asked her if she understood what I was saying. She replied:
Student: Ms. Gesch you pretty.
Me: (Sigh.) You're very pretty too.
In math, when called on to answer a word problem.
My mama finally got some money and now we buying a house!
I can't do number lines! I'm only in first grade! What do you expect?!
On a pretend phone call to her parents after school. She didn't know anyone was watching her.
Why you ain't picked me up yet!? I almost called 9-9-1-1 on you!
Student: Ms. Gesch you got kids?
Me: No I don't have any children.
Student: So yo grandma got yours for the weekend then?
Me: No I don't have any children at all.
Student: You gonna get some soon so you grandma can watch them on the weekends?
A student saw a picture of Brian on my phone background. I told Brian about this and he can confirm that no small children from East Garfield Park have visited his apartment. Yet.
Ms. Gesch is that your boyfriend? When you visit him at his house did you know that I visit his house too?
Oh I know everything about Ms. Gesch. I even know her favorite color.
Imma get two thousand dolla for Christmas.
On a bus on the way to a field trip, looking out at Lake Michigan.
I saw a dolphin fighting a shark! I saw it! Too bad you guys missed it.
Do it rain in places like the city?
This bus driver is making my feet turn to chickens.
I wish our school was Wisconsin Dells.
Me too, Deon. Me too.
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